Transgender, premed, English tutoring, sarcastic, 25 year old guy with a thing for spicy food, Iron Man, writing, and coffee.

 

I’m finally catching up on Welcome to Night Vale. It’s been a while, and I’m seeing stuff on my dash which has me confused. And my roommate/ex keeps harping on me that I need to catch up.

I never realized that you can’t spell studying without dying.

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

I was just outside on my break, smoking a cigarette, jamming out, and I noticed a guy who was checking me out as he drove by.  He mis-shifted and stalled out his car right in front of me.

I kind of feel good about myself today.

icryyoumercy:

Out of curiosity, have you read Mephisto (I think I remember the title correctly) by Klaus Mann?

no, why?

The discussion I kept seeing on my dash made me think of it for some reason. I’m not entirely sure. It’s been a few years since I read it, so I couldn’t entirely say.